If only the NFL could send Miami to Siberia
Posted on: Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 in: UncategorizedWho says those Brits don’t know their NFL?
The Giants’ 13-10 win in London on Sunday dropped Miami’s record to 0-8, causing Tom Lutz of the London Guardian to note: “Some Dolphins fans have complained that they’ve been deprived of a home game, but judging by their team’s inept performance, the NFL has done them a favor.” Denver Omelet Dept.
Among the top 10 Colorado Rockies excuses for losing the World Series, courtesy of CBS’s David Letterman:
• “Manager distracted by Joe Torre walking around with his résumé .
• “O.J. stole the equipment!
• “Turns out our ‘flaxseed oil’ really was flaxseed oil.”
Hippo wars
FoxSports.com’s report that a hippopotamus seeking refuge from the Southern California wildfires wound up in the swimming pool of Chargers special-teams coach Steve Crosby is being met with some skepticism.
USAToday.com reports that the nearby San Diego Wild Animal Park has no hippos, that hippos or pygmy hippos are all accounted for at the San Diego Zoo and Fund for Animals Wildlife Center, and that the county veterinarian’s office reported no incidents of a hippo intervention.
And after watching Sunday’s Dolphins-Giants game from London, we can vouch that Tony Siragusa wasn’t the pool perp, either.
Cheek, please
The coach of a teenage-girls soccer team in Windsor, Calif., allegedly lowered his pants after a contentious game Saturday, the San Francisco Chronicle reported, and gave the opposing sideline a two-run salute.
And for those of you who believe in such karma, yes, there was a full moon that night.
Lost in the shuffle
News: Rams guard Richie Incognito might miss the rest of the season with a kneecap injury.
Comment: Could there possibly be a more obscure NFL player than an offensive lineman on a winless team named Incognito?
Talking the talk
• Scott Ostler of the San Francisco Chronicle, on the Lakers’ soap opera starring Kobe Bryant: “Bryant has become L.A.’s version of Barry Bonds ‘07 - a beloved, sore-kneed and controversial superstar/media magnet whose main job is to dazzle the fans so they don’t notice how bad the team is.”
• Marc Tandan of the Virginian-Pilot, after NFL commissioner Roger Goodell cleared suspended receiver Chris Henry to resume practicing with the Bengals: “Cincinnati can’t wait to get him back in a nonpolice lineup.”
• Bill Lankhof of the Toronto Sun, on how sports and politics mix: “About as well as a long-tailed cat in a roomful of rocking chairs.”
• Shannon Sharpe of Sirius NFL Radio, on all the hype for Sunday’s matchup between the 8-0 Patriots and the 7-0 Colts: “If this was cartoons, this is Godzilla vs. Megalon.”
CSI: Fenway
Boston police arrested 37 overzealous fans in the wee hours Monday morning after the Red Sox captured their second World Series in four years.
Asked to explain their clients’ nutty behavior, defense lawyers shrugged and said it was just many being Manny.
Dwight Perry: 206-464-8250 or dperry@seattletimes.com
