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Posted on: Sunday, July 20th, 2008 in: Uncategorized

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My name Is Josh I was 18 years old and my girlfriends name was Ashley. She was the queen of my high school. She was hot and smart. I was a soccer player. I was 5′11″, brown eyes and black hair. We had been dating for over 2 years. After school Ashley used to work at a small clothing shop in the mall. I would go to see her after my soccer practice. She had this job only for 1-2months.
She used to get a 15 min brake at 5p.m. and be done at work by 7p.m. We had had sex often. My family had a second apartment that nobody lived in or used with was always empty. This made it easy for us. It was Valentine’s Day and she still had to work. I was disappointed. So I decided to surprise her at work with chocolates, flowers and a gift. The gift was a red lace babydoll. I went at 4.30p.m. I was hoping she would be able to take a brake early. She was happy to see me. I kissed her and gave her the stuff. She was so happy I came. Her friend told her to go for her brake early and that she would cover for Ashley. We went around the back near the changing rooms. Ashley went in to try on her gift. 2mins later she opened the door slightly and signaled me to go in. I went in a saw her in that sexy babydoll I felt a rise in my pants. She giggled and grabbed it with her hand. She unzipped my jeans, undid the button and slid my jeans off.
My cock was hard in Ashley’s hand and she very slowly stroked my cock. Our lips were locked together and my tongue wrapped around Ashley’s tongue. My hands were up and down Ashley’s back. I let Ashley take my T-shirt off and I dropped Ashley’s lingerie to the floor. My hands reached down and I grabbed Ashley’s tight firm ass. She let out a soft moan and bit my lower lip. I lift Ashley off the floor by her ass cheeks and she wrapped her legs around my waist as we kissed. I then threw her down and I kneeled in front off her. She split her legs wide and placed her hands on my head. I bit her thigh and I could smell her pussy juices and I wanted it. She wanted me badly I could tell as she grabbed my head and whimpered my name. I licked her wet pussy lips slowly up and down. I parted her lips and slid my finger in her pussy. I sucked on her clit while I fingered her slowly. She loved it so she grabbed my hair tight and moaned louder. I knew she was getting close so I fingered her faster and faster and sucked her clit harder. Her moans were getting incredibly loud and she was screaming my name begging me not to stop. So I kept going. As she was reaching her orgasm her exclaimed she was about to explode and when she did cum a little squirted on my face and she yelled my name when she came. People outside most definitely heard her.
I licked my lips and her juices. I could feel her pussy throbbing. I still wanted her but I knew her pussy couldn’t take my cock and so did she. So she looked at me with a grin and turned over. She was bent over in front of me. We had done doggy many times but always vaginal. This time she parted her ass checks and I grabbed them firm in my hands and licked her ass hole making it nice and wet. She was anxious and nervous so I asked her if she was sure and she told me she wanted it. I place my cock and touched the head to her hole and slowly went inside her. She moaned so loud like I’d never heard before so I slowed down and gently began to slide my shaft inside her ass hole. Her moans soon went from pain to pleasure and got more frequent as I picked up the pace. Her ass was so tight that I was scared my cock would rip her hole. I grabbed her by her hair with my one hand and placed the other on her ass check as I began to thrust even faster. She began to yell my name and she told me she wanted it deeper and harder so I did just that. I moved all 8″ inside her and pound her hard. I also spanked her as I moved in and out of her ass whole. I saw her hands, one was squeezing her tit and here other hand was massaging her clit.
Ashley loved this and her moans were more intense than I had ever heard as I slammed her. I was getting close to explode but I was holding back for her. She then let out a huge screaming that she was going to cum hard. I pound her so fast that her ass was red. She yelled out Josh as she came and she squirted a little bit as well. I told her I was going to cum. Ashley pulled my cock out of her ass and slid my cock in between her amazing tits and put the head in her mouth. I blew my cum all inside her mouth. She swallowed it all. We got dressed and went out. Everyone was staring at us with judging eyes and whispering.

In the Kitchen

Posted on: Sunday, July 20th, 2008 in: Uncategorized

It’s just dusk outside, leaving the kitchen in twilight except for the one light under the cabinet. I’m standing at the counter sorting through the mail when I hear the front door open. You’re home.
I can hear you drop your stuff and move through the house, stopping in the doorway to the kitchen. I know you’re watching me, apparently unaware of you, standing in my jeans and t-shirt. I lift a bare foot to scratch the back of my leg, throwing my body into slight silhouette.
I hear a quick indrawn breath as you realize I’m not wearing a bra. I keep my face turned away so as not to show the smirk on my face. I know what’s coming next…
There is a quiet sound of movement as you cross the kitchen. I feel a hand slipping around my hip and across my stomach. The other arm goes around my chest to hold onto my shoulder.
You nuzzle my hair out of the way and start kissing my neck. I give a little sigh and tilt my head to give you better access. Your grip around me tightens a little, and you pull me back against you.
I can feel you, so hard, against my lower back and ass. You use the hand on my stomach to press me into you, grinding against me a little, while continuing to kiss my neck.
You know how I always love the feel of this, how it gets me going. You keep grinding against me, your other hand now squeezing a breast. My breath escapes in gasps.
You move forward a little so I’m trapped between you and the counter. Pressing into me so hard now, your fingers plucking at my nipple through the t-shirt.
Suddenly, I push back against you, causing you to lose your grip…I turn around and put my hands on your chest. I shove you over to the table, your ass bumping into it. I grab your head and bring your mouth down to mine and kiss you hard.
My hands grab your shirt and pull it over your head. They then reach for your jeans and undo the buttons. I shove them down your legs so you can step out of them.
I reach out to stroke you, then move back a little. As you stand there naked, I pull the t-shirt over my head. You reach up to touch my breasts, but I smack your hand.
“No. Not until I tell you.”
You grin as you lean back against the table, watching as I undo my jeans and push them down my legs. My breasts swaying as I do this. You let out a little groan when you see I had no panties on.
I gather our clothes into a little pile in front of you and kneel down. I run my hands up your legs, across your hips, onto your stomach. My nails scrape lightly against your skin. I watch your face all the while. My hands go around your hips and squeeze your ass, nails digging in this time, and thrust you into my mouth.
“Mmmm…oh god, babes, that’s good.”
I hum in agreement around your cock. As my mouth gets to the head each time, I give a hard suck, tongue pressing against the tip. One of my hands moves between your ass cheeks to rub that area behind your balls.
I keep moving you in and out of my mouth, until I feel you’re getting close. Then I pop you out of my mouth and say, “That’s enough for now.”
I stand up and push you back onto the huge table, making sure you’re fully on it.
“I’ve told you before…you tease me, do something that gets me totally hot and you have to pay the price.”
You smirk, “Go on, then. Make me pay.”
As soon as you say it, the look in my eyes says that you might regret being so brash.
“Oh hon, you know better than to do that. I’m going to make you pay, you can believe that.”
“Go for it, sexy.”
“You know the best way to make you pay…would be for me to stop. Stop touching you, stop tasting you, and get a toy, and make you watch. Not let you touch yourself at all. Just watch as I cum, and leave you to suffer without relief. Now, we don’t want that, do we?
“No.”
“Then I suggest you be a good boy.”
You nod your head in agreement. I look at you on the table for a few minutes. Then, I lean over, putting my mouth near your cock and blow air across it. Watching it twitch as the cool air hits the heated skin.
I climb up on the table and straddle your hips. I bring my pussy down along your shaft, letting the wetness drench you. Once you’re all wet, I move further down and lean over you. I flick my tongue across the tip, then nestle your cock between my breasts using them to stroke you. It’s so slick. The softness surrounds you, the purple head peeking up between them.
After some time, I move away again. “Need to cool you off a bit,” I say, as I move off the table. “Don’t move.”
You see me go to the cabinet and take down a bowl. Moving to the fridge, I get some ice cubes and come back to the table. I set the bowl down next to you and climb back up, but near your head this time.
I straddle your face and say, “Eat me out and make it good. Oh, and you can use your hands, too.”
You slide you tongue into me, using your hands to open me wide. You push your tongue as far up as it can go as your thumbs to rub my clit. You suck my lips into your mouth, in and out again and again.
I grind against your face for several minutes, then bend over and move the bowl closer. I take one of the ice cubes and lightly press it against the head of your cock. You jump a bit and let out a groan as you feel the ice. I run the cube all over your cock, getting it all wet. Then I put your cock into my mouth to warm it back up.
You moan and say, “Oh, that’s nice. Can I have an ice cube?”
“No, not now.”
“What shall I do, then?
“Keep going. I never told you to stop.”
You take my clit in your mouth as you slide two fingers inside while using your other hand to squeeze my ass.
I keep alternating between the ice and my mouth for a while. I get your cock very wet and cold this time. However, instead of my mouth, you feel my warm hand stroking you fast, getting you hot.
You move your hand from my ass to the bit of skin between ass and pussy, and flicking your finger over my hole.
You feel my mouth coming over you, so cold, the ice cube still in my mouth. You give a little jump, and your finger slides into my ass as you bite down on my clit. Feeling this, my throat closes down on your cock as I begin convulsing.
I don’t want you to cum yet, so I move my mouth off and put another cube against you. You rotate your fingers, two in my pussy and two up my ass. You alternate thrusting them inside while continuing to nibble on my clit.
As my orgasm dies down, I move away so your fingers come out of me. I turn around and kiss you.
“Such a good boy. Want that ice cube now?”
“Yes, I do.”
“Here you go,” I say as I move the bowl towards you. I then sit back on the table, my hands behind me and my legs spread wide open.
You get down from the table, and reach into the bowl. You take an ice cube, pop into your mouth and kiss me. You move your mouth away, take the ice cube out and start kissing me again. You then rub the ice cube against a nipple. Next moving it in between my breasts and over to the other nipple. Cold water runs down my body.
You run the ice cube over my stomach, and press it to my throbbing clit. My hips buck against the ice as a gasp flies out of my throat. You slip the ice cube up into me and say, “Can I have another as that one’s gone?”
“Yes.”
You take another ice cube, again sliding it between my lips and up into my pussy. “I’m sorry, that’s gone, too. Can I get another?”
I gasp again and say, “Just one more.”
You smile and take another ice cube from the bowl. You move it down to my pussy lips again and rub it against my clit. You slide it to my ass and rub it against my hole. The ice melts quickly and as soon as it gets small enough, you push it into my ass.
You grab my thighs and pull me to the edge of the table. You lean down and place your warm tongue against me, kissing my cold lips and clit. Your tongue flicks between my clit and ass, while you kiss and bite and nibble me. My hands are holding your head and pressing it into me.
You stand up and put your warm cock against my pussy lips.
“Wait. Get more ice, put some inside and fuck me.”
You take another ice cube, trace it down my body and push it inside my pussy. You do that again and again. I groan at the feeling of the ice inside of me. You take another couple of ice cubes and squeeze them in your hands over my mouth. As you let the cold water drop onto my lips, you slide your hot cock into me. You take the partially melted ice cubes and then push them into my ass as you thrust your cock in and out.
You remove your cock from me, and put two more ice cubes inside. You slide into me slowly, pushing the ice cubes deep. Once again you move out, take another ice cube and slip it inside. This time, you take that piece out and put it into your mouth. You thrust back in as you lean over and kiss me, passing the ice cube from your mouth to mine.
You start fucking me hard, your cock hitting the melting ice and pushing it deeper. Your balls are slapping against my ass and the table is rocking.
I cry out as I begin to cum, spasming all around you. As my pussy squeezes, your cock explodes. I can feel the heat combining with the coldness of the ice. I spasm even harder, milking your cock.
You lift my ass up, pressing my cheeks together, so you can push deeper into me. You lean down and kiss my nipples. You then take them one at a time in your mouth and give them a good hard suck, causing me to gasp as my pussy clenches again. The clench makes your cock twitch, pushing the last of your hot cum out.
As we begin to calm down, you place your hands on my face and tilt my head up. Your lips come down and you kiss me gently.

The Dysfunction Family Ch. 01 Pt. 2

Posted on: Sunday, July 20th, 2008 in: Uncategorized

I want to thank bridgeburner99 for her on going proof reading, advice and encouragement which improved my story ten fold. Thank you so much.
This is only a fantasy. I have not stuck with the facts of how much abuse the body can take or what true damage it can cause; what laws are broken with public nudity or even the consequence, or any other law of physics that might pertain to this story. This is after all, only a fantasy.

From Cheating Husband to Little Man
THE BEGINNING OF THE FIRST DAY. Linda had spent the whole night on line, with tequila to loosen up her inhibitions. The early night had brought surprise and disgust by the revelations of why her husband had reacted the way he did, and was totally amazed by the suggestions of how to handle it. The late night was spent in research and decision making on how she would proceed.
She woke in the unused maid-quarters downstairs, her right arm extremely sore from her physical exertion. She smiled to herself as she remembered the plans she had made for their future and of the plans for the day’s activities. Knowing she was getting a late start, she quickly jumped into the small bathroom’s shower and then found jeans and a t-shirt in the boxes of spare cloths she kept stored in the bedroom.
Linda tipped toed upstairs and with her ear to the door listened for any sound that might indicate she should take her sorry husband to the hospital. However, she could hear the shower running. Pulling away from the door quietly, she went to the kitchen to feed the ravenous hunger she had woke up with.
She never ate a heavy breakfast, but it was Saturday and she was starving. After preparing eggs, beacon, toast and juice, she settled down to the kitchen table to eat and review her plans. She knew Danny must be starving too, neither had dinner and she doubted he had stopped for a meal with desert just waiting to get him into a bed. In addition, she knew he would be in a lot of pain–but, oh well, there was aspirin in the master bedroom’s bathroom. She took her time enjoying her breakfast.
Once Linda was full, she gathered up the broken cane pole and headed for the bedroom. Opening the door, she found Danny sitting in the middle of the large empty room crying as he rubbed ointment on the welts and bruises on one leg. She watched as he turned his tear streaked face up to her.
Through his tears, “Honey, I’m …”
Her anger rose as she pointed the cane pole at his face, “Don’t talk to me! I’ll do all the talking. You have nothing to say I want to hear.”
As she walked towards him, Danny began crab walk his body back across the floor trying to put distance between him and his wife as she slowly stalked towards him with the vicious cane in her hand. She seemed to stalk him as a wild animal stalks its trapped prey.
Linda’s breathing became heavy as she watched her husband try to move back away from her. Her eyes roved over his abused flesh and the pain and fear in his face as he watched her. He continued to work himself across the floor on his butt and against the far wall. Her blood began to race as she watched his bruised cock begin to grow before her eyes.
Once his back was against the wall, he did have the look of a trapped animal, but Linda bet that a trapped animal did not get a raging hard-on before being consumed by its stalker. She pointed the broken cane pole at his now vibrating cock. “You are a sorry piece of shit. Even beaten and humiliated, you’re wanting a good fucking. ”
Danny looked down to see she was right. He face bloomed bright red as his wife continued to verbally abuse his reactions.
“You’re just a slut. All you want is a good fuck. I beat the hell out of you, threaten to throw your ass out for fucking around on me and humiliate you in front of our neighbor, and the only thing you care about is getting fucked. Well, listen up little man. You have had your last piece of cunt! You want to live here, there will be no more women; you will do exactly as I tell you. You’re going to quit that job you never go to anyway, you will keep this house clean and you will take care of me. You will do anything I tell you. And, we will start with some respect for the bread winner in this family. Do we understand each other!?”
Danny cowed against the wall starring at the tormentor pointing a cane pole not more than two inches from his face, “Yes, honey. Anything.”
“Don’t call me honey! It’s yes ma’am to you!”
He tried to back away from the instrument of pain, but his back was already against the wall. “Yes ma’am.”
“You will go to the phone right now and call in your resignation. You’ll tell them that your wife said you have to quit and stay home to take care of the house and your wife.”
“Honey, can’t I just …”
Linda hit him across his raised thigh. He cried out and stuttered, “Yes ma’am.” Danny started to rise to walk to the phone in the far corner, but a searing pain across his shoulders dropped him back to the floor.
“Crawl to the phone. I didn’t give you permission to stand!”
Through tears of pain, “Yes ma’am.” He crawled across the floor, his rock hard cock jutting up against his paunch, his ball sack swaying between his thighs, and sat next to the phone setting on the floor.
Linda watched with satisfaction as he spoke to his boss and repeated exactly what she had told him. Apparently the boss required more of an explanation, but Danny only continued to repeat what he was told, his eyes never wavering from her face.
After hanging up the phone he stayed sitting there by the phone waiting for his wife’s next assault, “You will speak only when I give you permission, and most answers will require no more than ‘yes ma’am’ or ‘no ma’am’. You will do anything I tell you to, including what you will wear. From now on while you are in my house, you will go naked as a reminder of what a slut you are, to show our neighbors and friends that you are just a big slutty cock with no control over your body.” She laughed as his face glowed red at the idea that he might be seen this way.
She reached down and laid her warm palm against his face and grinned as he flinched. “But I love you. So I will give you an out to this situation.” She paused as she loved his cheek with her hand watching as he calmed at her touch. “You can leave anytime you want to.”
She smiled as he grasped for hope. “But you leave as you are and you can never come back.”
Linda watched the different emotions play across his face as he contemplated his situation. He lowered his eyes and in a soft pitiful voice, “I haven’t got any money and now I haven’t got a job. I’ll stay.”
She laughed softly, “You can always go live with your brother.” She loved his reaction.
Sheer shock crossed his face, “No. No, he would never let me live this down. Once he found out you threw me out for screwing around and that I didn’t have a penny to my name, he’d throw me out too!”
She watched as he accepted his situation. “Yes ma’am. I’ll stay.”
“Very well, follow me to the kitchen.”
He followed her down the stairs and to the kitchen, his minded never resting. For the first time in his life, he had no control over is own life and he had allowed it. He felt uncomfortable in his own nudity; now perfectly obvious, he had not taken care of his body. He knew he was a good fifty pounds over weight, and his erect cock, though loosing some of its starch, stuck out under his beer paunch. Elongated bruises crisscrossed his body, and he had never liked the over abundance of hair on his body that hard started to grow all over him after his thirtieth birthday. He was once considered a very good looking man, broad shoulder narrow hipped, and the women loved his soft black curls; but not as much as they loved his large cock.
Linda brought him into the kitchen and had him kneel on the floor. She pulled an old chipped bowl from a stack in the lower cabinets kept for the yard cat they had adopted. She filled it was milk and watched as he drank it with the bowl cupped in his hands. She refilled it with tap water twice making him drink all of it.
“As of today, you are going on a diet. You’ve let your body go and you look like shit. All those women may not have cared as long as you were good with your tongue and that overactive cock of yours, but I expect my husband to look good for me. I’ll give you a list of meals for you each week. Along with exercise, you should be able to be back in shape in no time at all.” She picked up his dirty bowl from the countertop. “And this is what you will eat out of. Every meal you prepare for yourself will be eaten from this bowl. My good china is too good for a cheating slut like you. Do you understand?”
Danny lowered is head in shame, “Yes ma’am.”
Danny watched as Linda pointed the cane pole she still held. “Take this to your work shop and saw it in half, its too awkward with this length. He took the offending object through the house into his workshop in the basement and sawed it in half as he had been instructed, and through away the piece that was broken on one end and kept the deadly flexible tip.
He brought it back to her holding it well away from his tortured body. He watched as if in slow motion as she took it from his hand and slapped it across his upper arm.
“Kneel in my presence.”
He dropped to his knees hugging his painful arm.
“This will be the instrument of your punishment when you disobey or displease me.” She waited for the appropriate response.
He lowered his head in the shame and fear of knowing his wife would and could use it anytime she wished. “Yes ma’am.”
“Now go upstairs and pick out one of your leather belts and bring it back to me now.”
Danny’s body and mind were in conflict. He wanted to run from his abusive wife, but his body was beginning to hum, his breathing labored with excitement. His hand shook as he purposely retrieved one of his heavier leather black belts as fear and excitement grew in the pit of his stomach. He came down the stairs with the belt in hand to find his wife waiting in the living area. He brought it to her holding it gingerly by the buckle away from his body.
Linda took the belt feeling the now familiar ripple of heat through her body. “On all fours. Now.” She allowed him his hesitation this once and watched as he brought his naked and bruised body down on all fours on the floor in front of her, his naked ass protectively turned away from her.
She slapped the doubled leather belt across her palm as she spoke, “Every morning I will give you the option to leave or pledge your self to me. If you stay and pledge yourself to me, I will give you three forceful licks of your own leather belt to seal your pledge.” She moved behind him and to the side. “At this point every morning, you may leave or pledge your body and soul to me.”
He could not help himself. His body was alive with need, and the fear of the pain brought tears to his eyes and through his whimpers He heard himself pledge, “I pledge my body and soul to my wife.”
“Very well.” She slapped his naked ass three times with the belt doubled leaving three livid red stripes across his ass cheeks. Her body shivered with the pleasure of his cries as the leather wrapped around his bruised ass.
Danny remained on all fours, pain coursing through his ass cheeks straight to his ever hardening cock and watched his wife remove a picture from the wall of the living area and hang the leather belt.
Linda turned back to her slut husband and watched the tears running down his face from the pain and humiliation. His cock was huge compared to what little of it she had seen in the recent past. “Rise to your knees, spreading them wide and place your hands on your thighs. I want a clear view of your balls hanging between your legs. This is the stance you will take when you are in your wife’s presence.”
As he rose to kneel as instructed, he could not believe this woman in front of him was his wife. She was cold and cruel and beyond his comprehension. She terrified him and at the same time, she excited his body in a way he had never experienced with anyone before. She was only an inch shorter than him self, long brown hair, brown eyes, a well shaped body and beautiful breasts that he once remembered being able to lose himself in. He wanted her to let him strip her beautiful body and love it as it deserved. God, where had this woman come from?
Linda was holding onto her desires by a string. The domination of her husband made her body sing. She wanted him to fuck her here and now, but he must be punished for what he had done to her. That cock would never feel the impalement of another woman, including herself. If she allowed herself to give in, she would be rewarding his behavior. I needed to get to the store.
Taking deep breaths to control herself, she pointed the offensive cane whip at her husband. “Now I want you in that kitchen, you need to put the dishes in the dishwasher and clean up from where I prepared breakfast.”
She stood in the doorway with his tool of punishment watching as he gathered the dishes including his chipped bowl and started the dishwasher holding tight reign on the shocks of pleasure running throughout her body.
She watched his hands shake as he cleaned the stove and the table where she sat to eat her breakfast. “Well, its nice to know you haven’t forgotten how to clean up after yourself after all.” She slapped the cane against the door frame and enjoyed watching Danny jump. “I need to run some errands. I have a list of things you will need to do while I’m gone. Kneel.”
Once he was kneeling in the floor, she handed him a list of chores. “I expect these to be done when I return and done well.” She watched him look over the list, “I will check your work when I return; and if they are not done to my satisfaction, you will be punished. Do you understand?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“I have a few more rules to add.” Her anger rose as she realized he was reading the list instead of paying attention to her words. She brought the cane whip down across his hip and thigh, and her body heat rose as he cried out in pain.
“You’re not listening to me. Pay attention. These rules are important. If you break one, I’ll beat your ass. Do you understand me?”
Through tears of pain, “Yes ma’am.
“There will be no snacking. You eat and drink when I tell you and what I tell you. Your bathroom privileges are just that—a privilege. You will need my permission. You can add permission requests to your small choices of speech. You cannot read a newspaper or magazines; you cannot watch television, listen to the stereo or touch the computers. You are not allowed to answer the phone, unless it is me. So be sure you check the caller ID.” She reached down a grabbed his chin in a vise grip. “And you are not allowed to touch that nasty cock of yours. If I find out that you did not follow my instructions to the letter, I will tie you down and beat you till you bleed. Do we understand each other?”
Danny felt he was living a nightmare, but his body was electrified, “Yes ma’am.”
“Stand.” She watched as he forced his sore body from the floor. Taking advantage of his raging cock and much to Danny’s surprise, she took the time to take measurements of his hard shaft and crown causing new waves of electricity to course through his body. She then measured his neck, wrists and ankles.
Once finished, she took the keys from the kitchen wall, “You better be a good boy. And when I return, you better be through with your chores and kneeling by the door waiting for me.” Linda turned and left him standing in the middle of the kitchen floor.
*****
A BUTT PLUG AND A LOADED SUV. The store that had been recommended by Master M on the Internet was a good distance from their home. He was right; she did not want to run into anyone she knew, not yet anyway. Its tasteful exterior genuinely surprised her. It looked more like a small department store than some sex shop. A large man that would have made two of Danny greeted her at the door. He was handsome and well built, dressed in casual slacks and dress shirt.

John The Chef

Posted on: Saturday, July 19th, 2008 in: Uncategorized

A couple of things you should know about me: I’m 28 now, and I was 24 when this happened. I was on holiday, driving across Africa. My girlfriend was at home in England, and I guess that after four months away I was feeling pretty horny!
It is not often that I meet a man I find attractive, but when I met John I was interested immediately. He wasn’t the nicest guy in the world - in fact his self-assurance spilled into arrogance frequently - but visually he was stunning. I met him during the rainy season in Zimbabwe, and the humid atmosphere caused a pleasant tension between us. It was about six o’clock one morning when I met him. I had gone to Victoria Falls early, to avoid the busy part of the day and enjoy them alone. Evidently he had the same idea and so I asked him to join me. John was a chef from New Zealand, though now from London, and, as I had, he had left behind a sweet girl to go to Africa. He was smallish, very slim and wore strange baggy trousers without shoes, giving him a nimble gait. His hair was long - about shoulder length -bleached a little, and he always had stubble on an otherwise perfect chin. He had the presence of an actor on stage and I was intrigued.
We walked, enjoying the cool of the early morning, and when we got to the part of the falls which is shrouded in dense mist, and makes you as wet as a shower would, he pulled off his shirt. From the moment I laid eyes on his skin, I couldn’t stop looking at him.
We spent the next few days going here and there, arranging to meet at least once a day. We were both travelling in the same direction and had made plans for me to give him a lift when I left for South Africa.
At Beitbridge, in the south of Zimbabwe, we were held up before crossing the border. We stopped the night in the town that exists only to service the border post and its traffic. We had had a long day travelling through the country and both of us were glad that we had no time to cross that evening - it meant we could rest, enjoy a drink, and need drive no further. The hotel in which we stayed was a quiet place, with tall walls around its small grounds. The night was incredibly hot and the humidity bore down with an unrelenting pressure. The atmosphere was charged - a good storm was building.
After supper - fillet steaks and roasted potatoes - and a couple of beers, we sat and talked and smoked. John suggested a swim and we went to our room. It was a simple & clean chalet, nothing interesting, and it had three small beds. The walls were painted a deep sky blue colour. It was a prefab kind of building and the heat was excruciating in there. I went to splash myself in the bathroom and I heard John shout that he was going to the pool. When I finished I grabbed a towel and stripped to my underwear. I didn’t have swimming trunks. The pool, about 20 feet square or so, was just outside our room set in pretty gardens. When I went out, he was already languishing in the water.
“Come on in,” he shouted, “it’s so cool. It’s lovely.” His hair was wet and he looked instantly refreshed. I jumped in too, and the touch of the cool water tingled and shocked me. It was fantastic, after such a hot day, to be lounging in the pool, talking and swimming around. At one point, John went to get his cigarettes, and it was when he got out that I saw his whole form. He heaved on his arms onto the side, and launched himself out of the pool. He grabbed a towel to dry his face, and just for a second, as he stood there with his back to me, I saw his whole perfect body from head to toe. He turned round and dropped the towel all at once, and I saw the most amazing thing.
“I’ll get my cigarettes,” he said, but I wasn’t listening. I was looking, no, staring, at his form. His hair was dripping, the water trickled down his shoulders and his chest. His stomach was flat, and it ran into very small swimming trunks, a little hair showing out of their top. His trunks were not greatly filled, but I could see the small bulge of his cock lying to one side. What must he have thought, me looking at him this way? Perhaps he didn’t notice that I was. Perhaps he saw me looking but didn’t see me looking that way. But I was, and in those few seconds, I felt a sweet and gentle arousing. He came back a minute later with his cigarettes and two drinks, and once more I enjoyed the view as he walked to the pool. It was great to squat there in the water, smoking and talking, but now, as I talked to him, I couldn’t get the image of his body out of my mind.
The water was white, like milk, from whatever hygiene method they used, and I was relieved that he couldn’t see my excitement. It was dark, the pool was lit, and there didn’t seem to be any other guests here. The only sounds were of us talking and splashing in the pool. I swam with my cock hard, watching him, occasionally feeling the touch of his skin as he flitted past, and it was the most frustrating and yet enjoyable feeling. When we squatted in the shallow water, with just our heads above the surface, I held myself, pressing gently, imagining that he was doing the same. When John got out a little later I said that I wanted to stay and have another smoke, though of course it was just that I didn’t want him to see me aroused like this. I had a cigarette and, sure enough, with much thought of things other than him, my arousal subsided. When I eventually got out, I dried off a little and went back to the room.
John had not even removed his wet trunks, but had lain on the bed and gone to sleep. His attitude was one of complete relaxation and he was the picture of beauty. One arm was behind his head, the other resting on his stomach. His face was blissfully relaxed and his chest rose and fell gently. His left knee was drawn up in a very fetching way, and I could see the outline of his cock to one side in his trunks. A small patch of soft fuzzy hair poked out of the sides and top of them but he wasn’t very hairy at all. His chest was smooth; his stomach had a few wisps down its centre, and his legs had a delicate covering. I felt giddy seeing him this way-my mind was reeling. My body stirred at once, and my heart was pounding as I shut the door quietly and put down my towel. I walked over to him and stood there, consumed, enjoying his form as the situation sank in. I felt quite horny looking at him. I could feel myself hardening rapidly. It was a difficult situation!
I took off my wet underwear, sat down on my bed and, in case he woke, put my towel over myself. I slipped my hand underneath and felt myself. I was hard already and that first touch was just magical. I hardly dared breath for fear of waking him as I rubbed myself a little with finger and thumb. It started off quite tentatively but it felt so good, looking at him and rubbing like this, that before very long I wrapped my finger and thumb round my cock and my strokes became a little more deliberate. In fact, it felt very good and I relaxed a bit and wanked a little harder. The situation was amazing - looking at John sleeping there, enjoying this wanking, knowing that he had no idea. I was imagining all sorts of things with him.
He looked so fast asleep and I was feeling so horny, that I got this sense of abandon. I pulled the towel away, half of me knowing that he probably wouldn’t wake up, and the other half not really caring if he did. I climbed on my bed, kneeling, rubbing myself swiftly. I love masturbating like that, feeling my balls swinging. In a way I was starting to wish that he would wake. And if he did, there would be no explaining this away - plain and simple: I was naked and wanking myself watching him, and it felt fantastic.
Most people have felt so horny that they would do just about anything, and it was the same for me: after a bit, I just couldn’t keep my hands off him. I got up - just to have a look at him - knelt by his bed, and started rubbing myself again. His trunks were tiny and they left nothing to the imagination. Through the silky material I could see the outline of his cock and his balls. It was lying to the left, and although it was not so big it was only just covered by the trunks. Once I was there, so close to him, wanking myself and looking at his cock, I could not stop myself from touching him. My heart really was racing. I didn’t know very much about him, how he would feel about this or anything - he had a girl at home - but I just had to do it. I wanted him to wake up and be part of this.
I put my hand out, grasping his cock through his trunks. I held it gently between my finger and thumb and rubbed it up and down. He didn’t wake up, so I did it again very gently. Nothing! I stroked it again and again, and then, the most amazing thing: his cock started to stir. He hadn’t woken, but his cock had. His trunks tightened as I rubbed him gently like this. I kept squeezing him, enjoying the fact it was stiffening, stretching his trunks. In fact, they started to lift as it grew - it was getting quite firm. It suddenly popped out from under his trunks and he stirred. I let go of it, frozen, waiting for his reaction. His arm moved, and then, as consciousness suddenly hit him, he lifted his head up, saw me, and flopped back down on the pillow. He put his arm up over his eyes, and spoke blearily.
“What are you doing?” He sounded a bit grumpy, but only as someone who had been woken might. He also sounded disarmed, taken by surprise. I took hold of his cock properly now, at last feeling the heat of it in my fingers. I shifted my grip slightly, wrapping my finger and thumb round it, and started to rub the end of it a bit.
“Do you like it?” I asked, wanking him gently.
“Yes.” He was becoming awake very quickly. “I do.”
“You don’t mind? You’re not angry?” He lifted his arm and smiled at me.
“No,” he said, “it’s nice. It’s just a surprise, that’s all.”
“I saw you lying there when I came in. I felt funny seeing you. I couldn’t help it.”
“I must have been so tired. I was only going to lie there for a minute.” He shifted his body a little, and opened both his legs. His cock was becoming a nice warm erection. I pulled the front of his trunks down so I could see his whole length. It was about the same length as mine, and very thin. His testicles were small and wrinkled, hugging his body.
“How long was I sleeping when you came in?” he asked.
“Only a few minutes.”
“Did you like seeing me?”
“Yes.” I held the front of his trunks down with one hand, and grasped his cock with my other. It was incredible feeling his length growing in my hand.
“Let me take these off,” I said, letting go of it, and tugging at the sides of his trunks. He lifted his backside to assist, and the trunks slid down his legs. Seeing his whole body naked made by feel giddy. I took hold of his cock again and started wanking him again slowly.
“Are you hard?” he asked
“God, yes!” I felt him quiver in my hand when I answered. Or at least, I imagined I did.
“Let me see yours,” he said, “I’ve never seen someone else’s before.” I let go of him, and stood up. My cock was standing bolt upright. I felt very excited.
He sat up and reached out for me, taking it in his fingers. My cock was level with his face, and he put his other hand on my hip as I stood in front of him. He started wanking me a little, and his first strokes made me gasp.
“God, that’s nice!”
“It feels strange,” he said, “it’s different to mine.”
“It feels pretty good to me!” I said.
“Were you wanking when I was asleep?” he asked. I was a little embarrassed, and I felt myself flushing.
“A bit.”
“Where were you?”
“On my bed.”
“Did you like it?”
“Yes.”
“Does this feel nice?” he asked. His wanking was perfect and it felt fantastic.
“Yes,” I said, “it’s just right.” He let go of me and crossed his legs.
“Sit down here,” he said, patting the bed. I sat down in front of him on the bed, cross-legged too. He reached out and took hold of me again. His hand started to rub me, and I stopped him, peeling his fingers from around my cock.
“Like this, a bit higher,” I said, showing him how it felt best. “Show me how you like it.” I took hold of his cock, and he moved my hand, getting it right for him.
“Go!” he said, and started to rub me. I started too, and the feeling of our wanking each other was amazing. It felt so exciting, having a cock in my hand, and being wanked at the same time. I felt as solid as a piece of granite, and his cock, too, was as stiff as a rod as our hands pumped away.
Before long we got to a steady rhythm, enjoying the sensations, looking at each other, rubbing smoothly. His gaze moved between my face and my cock. My mouth was open, and I was conscious that my breath was coming in little gasps. His face had become an expression of combined agony and bliss. He stopped suddenly, letting go of me. I did too, and in the sudden calm I could feel my heart going mad, beating hard.
“It’s amazing,” he said, “I never thought it would feel like this.”
“It feels so good,” I agreed. He uncrossed his legs, and opened them up.
“Come here,” he said, pulling my feet to uncross my legs too. He put my legs over his and pulled me closer. I moved towards him and our cocks nearly touched as our legs intertwined. His body was covered with a light sweat, and mine was too. I could feel the heat radiating from his body.
“Comfy?” he asked.
“Yes.” He reached for my cock again, and I did the same. The wanking started again, but this time, I could feel that his cock was sticky.
“You’re all wet,” I said.
“So are you,” he said, and rubbed his fingers over the head of my cock. I could feel my own wetness. We stayed there like that, wanking each other, for only a couple of minutes, I suppose, our excitement mounting with every stroke. At one point his spare hand went round me, drawing me close to him, and in the blur of sexual tension I found that we were resting our heads on each other’s shoulders, hugging, and rubbing each other’s cock.
“I’m going to cum,” he said suddenly. I let go of him. I had a sudden urge when he said that.
“Will you do something?” I asked. “I don’t know why, but…” I paused
“What?” he said
“Will you cum on me?” I asked.
“Yes.” He took my hand and placed it on his cock again. It felt so hard, and wet too. I started rubbing him once again, as quickly and smoothly as I could.
“Oh, make me cum.” he gasped, “Make me cum over you.”
“Yes.” I concentrated on making it feel good for him. He leant back on his hands, offering his cock to me. He made little sighing noises, and his body shifted and twitched as I rubbed him. I wanked him as quickly as I could and then, after just a few seconds, I suddenly felt his cock swell in my hand.
“This is it!” he said. “I’m going to cum now.”
“Go for it. All over me.” I pointed his cock at me as I wanked him. He gasped deeply, his body went straight, and his spunk shot out in a great arc as his orgasm hit him. It landed on my cock, and the heat from it seemed to burn as it touched me. And then, another wad of the white stuff came, landing over my cock & stomach. His eyes were closed and his face was twisted with the agony of his orgasm as I stroked him. Another long string of sperm fell on me, then another. I felt his cock jerk with every spurt.
“It’s feels very hot,” I gasped. Gradually he stopped cumming and I slowed down. His eyes opened and he smiled, reaching for my hand to stop it as his orgasm subsided.
“Thank you,” he said.
“That’s alright. I’m glad you enjoyed it.” He looked at my cock.
“You’re covered,” he said. He reached for me, spreading his spunk around, rubbing it gently over the whole length of my cock.
“That’s good”, I said. I leant back in the same way he had. It was my turn to feel the waves of pleasure as he touched me. He gathered more of his cum from my stomach, slid back my foreskin, and rubbed it over me.
“You’re so hard,” he said.
“God yes. That was fantastic. Will you make me cum now?”
“Of course I will,” he said, “just lie back.” I lay down on the bed, and opened my legs for him. He was sat cross-legged between them. I felt so horny, offering myself to him like this. He took hold of me and started wanking me again. Feeling his slippery hands touching me, and knowing that it was his spunk plastered over me, blew my mind. I closed my eyes, relishing the tides of pleasure, which were centred on my cock. His wanking was swift and smooth and I could feel the orgasm building inside me. He moved on the bed, kneeling over me, and I looked down to the most incredible sight. His still-hard cock was hanging above mine, as he pumped away, and the vision of it sent me over the edge. My orgasm burst out, shooting great wads of spunk all over my chest and stomach.
“Slowly!” I gasped, and his hand slowed, finishing my orgasm gradually. “Oh, thank you. That was so good.”
He lay down next to me, still holding my cock, and we slept.
The next day, at the border post, we went our separate ways and that was the last we saw of each other. I quite often think about him, and it usually ends up with me wanking!

My First Gift

Posted on: Saturday, July 19th, 2008 in: Uncategorized

I was 18 years old and finally was able to have my first boyfriend. But what my parents didn’t know that all the waiting built up my sexuality. I, however, did a little teasing and made him wait for the first kiss for three weeks. But I have always said, anticipation makes it worth it. As we kissed for the first time, I could feel in penis grow in size through his left pant leg. It just kept growing and growing to probably about a full 8 inches. I, being sexually high, couldn’t help myself but to grab his penis and began stroking it until he moaned for me to stop.
As about a month later passed, I noticed myself wanting to take his large member into my mouth. For a couple of days he wouldn’t let me, he said it was too weird. I myself thought that was weird but I complied with his wishes…for now.
I never did mention about me giving him a blow job, but I noticed that I have always fancied seeing men moan, it got me really hot, to the point where my pussy was all wet. I would find myself going home and masturbate from the tension he brought upon me and didn’t know. After fingering myself and teasing my clit until I came all over my fingers, I grew extremely tired and fell asleep.
One night, in the middle of December, he took me to a nearby city airport where we laid on the hood of his car and looked up at the stars. Then for a moment I noticed I couldn’t see the stars, but his crotch over my face. I didn’t know what to think, was he actually want me to give him head? I just laid there in silence. While in December it wasn’t too badly cold, just right for he unzipped his jean pants to where he pulled his big, 8 inch throbbing penis, I knew it wouldn’t take too much to make him cum. He unzipped his pants, then unzipped mine pulling my pants down to where my ass was touching the chilled car hood. He slowly drew down my panties where they were already soaked along with me wet pussy ready for play. We got in the 69 position to where I was ready for anything, I guided his throbbing member into my mouth where I heard him moan, I could already taste his precum on his tip, I licked it up slowly and teased it with my tongue. He began to thrust his pelvis, where I took more and more of him in. I was loving every bit of it. Then I noticed his chilled, wet tongue on my clit, stroking his tongue down into my pussy, playing in and out, I could feel my whole body quiver, I was wanting to thrust my body upward forcing his whole face into my pussy.
I would get so close to cum, then he would change pace, but I couldn’t say or do anything, I was too busy taking my fingers to his balls and working on a sucking action for his penis. I could feel his penis tighten and throb in my mouth, I knew he was about to cum, he thrusted his pelvis deeper into my mouth to where his was in the back of my throat, I could feel myself about to cum as he took both of his hand and fingered me, I wanted his penis inside of my tight pussy, considering he would be my first. I knew it would be great for him, but even better for me. As my vocals in my throat vibrated his huge penis, he came down my throat, with a tasty sweet and salty load. I kept sucking him just for the pure satisfaction swallowing every drop of him. He moaned and slowly came to a stop with his thrusting. He kept fingering me until I screamed and came all over his fingers, he licked them up and then had me suck his fingers of what was left, then he gave me a long, sensual kiss, where we both could taste our juices.
As we got ready to leave we were in somewhat of silence, I noticed him looking at me in a pleased way, he opened his lips and out came a ringing sound, I asked him to repeat, and he did it again, then disappointment came over me, I knew what it was…it was time for me to wake up!!….I opened my eyes and realized that it was all a dream, my panties were soaked though and I apparently fingered myself until I came, so the night wasn’t a total waste.

A Surprise for John

Posted on: Saturday, July 19th, 2008 in: Uncategorized

Kelly stood at the front door and watched John’s car pull away. Even after 5 years of marriage she was still in love with him. Just his voice on the phone when he called her from the office during his lunch hour sent warm waves all the way to her heart. She turned from the door and headed upstairs to get their son out the door to kindergarten. After breakfast was cleaned up and dinner ready to cook she sat down on the couch with a novel. Shortly after lunch the mail came and Kelly rushed to the front door.
“Yes! Finally.” She said to herself as she ripped the wrapping off of a small oblong box. Depositing the paper in the trash she took the package upstairs to open it. She sat down on the king sized bed she and her husband shared and opened the box. The smooth rubbery texture of the strap-on dildo caressed her palm. She examined it closely. It was well designed and appropriately proportioned. She couldn’t wait to surprise John with it tonight.
For a while now he had been telling her about his fantasy of being with a man. She admired him for his honesty, not too many men would admit that. Kelly had often told him stories of her love life before they got married. It usually made their sex hotter, especially when she regaled him with the details of the times she’d been with women. Just thinking of what their sex was going to be like tonight got Kelly all wet. She couldn’t wait to help him realize one of his fantasies about anal sex. She herself enjoyed it when John was in the mood.
Impulsively Kelly pulled off her top and undid her bra. She ran the dildo between her breasts and brushed it across her nipples. They were dusky rose and all puckered up in her excitement. She pulled down her jeans and panties and lay on the bed naked. Running her hands up and down her body she wiggled a bit. She pinched her nipples hard and pulled on them. She rolled her nipples between her thumb and fingers pinching them. Her petite hands grasped her breasts and kneaded them pushing them up and together. She always loved when John was rough with her breasts.
A hand snaked down to her neatly trimmed pussy. Her fingers slipped inside and she felt just how wet she was. As rough as she was with her breasts she was much more gentle with her clit. Her fingers slithered all over in her wetness. She slipped three fingers inside her snatch and used her thumb on her clit. She pumped her fingers in and out enjoying the feel. She turned her head and noticed the dildo laying on the bed next to her and slipped it into her wet juicy pussy, with her other hand she rubbed her clit.
“Mmmm.” She moaned. It felt so good inside. She moved the dildo in and out and rubbed her clit faster. “Ohhh. Ahhh.” Grasping the dildo in her fist she pumped it as hard and fast as she could. Her hot little pussy took almost the whole thing. Her fingers worked swiftly on her clit. “Oh Shit, I’m cumming.” The first one never took her long. She shivered and moved her fingers faster on her clit. Her orgasm over took her and she let out a soft cry.
Relaxing on the bed a moment later, the dildo still inside her damp slit, she rolled over and grabbed the bottle of lotion on her nightstand. She had to try it in her ass just to be sure it wasn’t too big. She didn’t want to hurt John but she did want him to have a good time. Kelly pulled the glistening rubber cock from her pussy and licked it clean. She squirted some lotion on the tip and giggled when it looked just like cum. With her other hand she rubbed lotion generously around her puckered asshole. Rolling on her side she put the head of the dildo against her asshole and gently pushed. Taking a deep breath she relaxed and pushed some more. It was uncomfortable for a moment then suddenly the dildo was sliding all the way inside her back hole. She reveled in the stretching feeling of her ass. Gently she pushed it in as far as it would go.
Kelly laid there for a moment enjoying the sensations the fingers on her other hand playing with her clit. She let the natural muscles in her butt push the dildo out slowly. When all that was inside was the bulbous tip she pushed it all the way in then suddenly pulled it almost all the way out.
“Ohhh. I forgot how good this feels. John is going to love it!” Kelly rolled onto her back using her weight against the bed to hold the rubber cock in her ass. She slowly lifted her butt off the bed letting it slide out then pushing it back in as she lowered herself back down. Quickly her fingers found her clit again and she rubbed it hard. She could feel her pussy dripping down to her ass crack. She pinched her clit with her thumb and finger and rolled it between them. She moved her ass faster on the bed causing the dildo to move faster in and out of her ass. She dropped her butt harder making the rubber cock go even deeper, almost painfully deeper. She slipped three fingers into her slit and rubbed her clit with her thumb.
“If only I had two cocks.” She moaned. That had always been one of her fantasies, to be fucked by two guys. Maybe if she ever got John brave enough to actually let a guy fuck him he might let her in on it too. She moved faster with this thought and came again with a low scream. Smiling she laid on her back with the dildo still in her ass. She glanced at the clock and saw that it was time to start dinner. Their son would be home from school soon and so would John. Kelly cleaned up and pulled on her clothes. She kissed the dildo and put it in her nightstand drawer for her surprise later.
After dinner John helped Kelly get their son into bed then they sat on the couch watching TV. Kelly yawned and leaned against her husband her hand resting on his thigh. He smiled and dropped a hand over her shoulder his fingers brushing her breast. When the news was over and the Late Show was coming on Kelly abruptly sat up. She moved herself to John’s lap facing him and began to unbutton his shirt. He smiled and sat back knowing where this was going. He loved when she played dominant. She pulled off his shirt and dropped kisses all over his chest. She flicked her tongue across his nipples and lightly nibbled on them. She felt his stomach muscles tighten, she knew he loved that. Her hot wet tongue traced all the way to his navel and she moved to the floor on her knees. She unbuttoned his pants and slipped her hand inside. Feeling his hardness made her pussy flood with her juices.
She made him lift his hips and yanked his pants and underwear off. Her hot wet mouth settled on the tip of his hardness. He groaned as she pulled his cock into her mouth. Her fingers caressed his balls. She moved her tongue all over the tip of his prick and let her teeth lightly rub against it. Kelly took him into her mouth as far as she could and moved her head up and down sucking hard. She could taste the pre-cum on the back of her tongue. Her caressing fingers cupped his nut sac gently juggling his testicles. Kelly let one finger slide behind his balls and into his ass crack. She lightly brushed her finger against his puckered ass. His hips bucked shoving his cock all the way into her mouth. She felt him stiffen and just before he could cum she took her mouth away.
Standing up she took his hand and pulled him to his feet. He let out a moan and followed her upstairs his stiff cock standing out straight in front of him.
In their bedroom Kelly made him stand still while she stripped in front of him. She provocatively removed her jeans and panties wiggling while they fell to the ground. With her back to him she let her blouse fall off her shoulders. Her bra fell next. She bent over at the waist her breasts jiggling. She gave him a good view of her nice round ass. Standing up straight again she told him to lie on the bed face down. She kneeled next to him on the bed and squirted cold lotion on his back. She grinned when he flinched and smacked him hard on the ass for moving. Liking the way her hand striking his butt sounded she smacked him again. He whimpered and she struck again raising hand shaped red marks. Gently she rubbed and kneaded the sore areas.
She knew how hard his cock must be by now and how difficult it was for him to lay on his stomach so she straddled his thighs adding more pressure. Her warm hands found the puddle of lotion and began massaging it into his broad back. She let her hands stray lower and lower catching him off guard when her well lubricated hand slip between his butt crack. When he bucked in surprise she spanked his cheeks again. Again she teased his asshole with her greased fingers. She could feel him trying to hold still. She poised one finger against his brown hole and let it slide in. It was so hot in there, hotter than her pussy. She wiggled the finger around a bit then slid in a second. It was tight, tighter than she thought. She wanted him to be ready, to really enjoy this so she worked his ass stretching it with her fingers. He began to relax so she slid in a third finger moving all three of them in and out. Her other hand found her soaking pussy and began to rub her clit. This was really turning her on. She played for a few more moments then suddenly yanked her fingers out of his ass.
Kelly got off the bed and took the strap on from her drawer. She slipped into the harness and adjusted the cock so it hung at the right angle. Turning back to the bed she caught her profile in the mirror. She paused to strike a pose. It was strangely erotic to have a cock sticking out in front of herself. She grabbed it as she’d seen her husband do and began stroking it. If she got any more turned on she was going to burn up. In the mirror she caught John’s surprised look. She grinned back at him and faced the bed again. She got on the bed with her magnificent cock standing at attention and put it right at John’s lips.
“Suck it.” He looked at her not believing. “Suck it!” She said louder grabbing his hair and shoving the rubber dildo in his mouth. He slipped his lips around it and started giving head to the cock. She thrust her hips at him and he grasped it in one hand moved his head up and down. Kelly could not believe how erotic this was. She let him go on for a minute or so then pushed him back to the bed. She let John lay on his back for a time and grasped his still rigid prick in her hands. Her rubber cock bobbed and rubbed against John’s as she stroked his hard prick. Her other hand slipped between his ass cheeks again and found his hole. She teased him again.
“Roll over.” She ordered. He obeyed with a look of anticipation in his eyes. She forced his legs open and slipped in between them. Her hands grasped his ass cheeks and pulled them apart. Her thumbs slipped against his hole and pulled it open. Slowly she pressed the dildo against his ass and pushed. She heard him grunt in pain but kept pushing. She watched his brown hole open and swallow the cock as it suddenly slipped beyond the rubbery sphincter. He let out a low moan as she slipped it slowly deeper. Every inch she paused to let him get used to the stretching knowing how much she loved the way it felt when a cock was in her ass. Finally the whole thing was in. She lay there on top of him her pussy pressed right up to his cheeks. She couldn’t believe the whole thing fit in his virgin ass.
Bracing herself she pulled her hips away swiftly until all that was left inside him was the fat tip. He let out a loud moan and she shoved it all the way back in. Again she repeated the motion.
“Oh yes! Fuck me hard. Ahhhh.” Encouraged she began to relentlessly fuck his ass. He started bucking up against every thrust making them deeper and faster. Her fingers gripped his hips and her butt moved up and down as she thrust her dildo in his ass. “Oh shit! Shitshitshit.” He screamed. Again and again she thrust her weight forcing him to stay on the bed. Suddenly with a grunt he shuddered and clenched down so hard on the cock she could barely move it in or out. He collapsed on the bed in a panting heap. She fell on top of him. Slowly she pulled the dildo from his ass and he moaned when it finally left his bowels. Kelly rolled on her back next to him and undid the dildo. He turned to face her and she saw he was lying in a puddle of his own cum. He had a grin on his face as he leaned over to kiss her.
“Thank you,” he said. “Now I know why you like it in the ass so much. I can’t wait to get fucked like that some more. But you’re the one in for a surprise next.”
Grinning she snuggled up against him looking forward to her surprise, but that is another story.

Text Messages

Posted on: Saturday, July 19th, 2008 in: Uncategorized

Ok… so I’m not really sure why I finally decided to start writing these things down, but I guess now is as good a time as any. My name is Alyssa and I am a 21 year old college student here in the good old US of A. I would be more specific but you and I both know what kind of people read these things…
My grandmother runs a video store that is about ten minutes off campus, and this is where I work. It is a tiny little mom and pop place where we have regular customers who come in all the time, but since we are right near campus we also have a lot of students who come in.
Now we rent regular movies, ones that go to the theatres and such, but we also have a “BACK ROOM” where all of the good movies are. I’ve worked at the store for all four years of my college career so I have seen it all. I’ve seen the dirty old men come in and check out four movies and come back the same day right before we close to get four or five more, but these are not the guys that interest me…
This particular story starts two weeks ago, I thought it was a regular Friday night, we had been kinda busy during the early evening but things had started to taper off after dark. I was about to close up when I saw these three frat-rats coming up to the store. Now I am a college girl and I recognize that most frat boys are cute, but they don’t make me all gooey or anything. Of these three guys I recognized one from campus, but he was not the cute one. Luckily for me, the cute one was the one that wanted to get a membership.
So I started working on Seth’s membership; that was his name, the other two were Brian and something else… The third one was not worth mentioning, he wasn’t cute or interesting. So I find out that Seth is only a week away from being 21, so it is safe to assume that the other two guys were the same age. After the membership was finished they asked if they could see the BACK ROOM. I had to put up a few movies so I walked them back there.
I must admit that to a couple of frat guys, I’m prolly not the best looking thing they have ever seen. I am 5′4 and around 140 pounds which means that I look like most girls who are not anorexic or whatever. But I noticed that the boring looking guy kept checking me out. I laughed and left the room. When the guys came up to check out Seth got another text message. It was the third one that I had heard in the less than 10 minutes they had been in the store.
I didn’t really think anything about it, but I heard Brian say something to the effect of “You never should have let that girl give you head…” I choked and started laughing, that is just like some sorostitute to think that just because she went down on a guy they should get married. Apparently the guys noticed that I couldn’t breathe because they asked me what I thought was so funny. I told then that I had never had that experience. The no name guy apparently thought it was his turn to speak because he said “It’s okay, a lot of girls don’t like giving blow jobs.” He obviously thought he was being smart because he wasn’t laughing or anything.
I looked at him and said “that’s not what I meant.” Brian and Seth were still staring confusedly so I decided to enlighten them. ” Normally when I give a guy head it is him that is calling begging for more.” All three guys turned red and Seth mumbled something. I didn’t understand so I just left it alone. They paid and left. So was the end of an interesting night… so I thought.
As I was getting in my car to go home I got a text message from this guy John. He is a cutie that I met freshman year. In fact he was the first guy that I ever gave head to and he has not left me alone since. He made up some crap about being stressed and wanting to grab a beer, which was his code for “My roommate is here so can I meet you at your store?” Of course I couldn’t turn him down, I hadn’t blown him in almost a month, I kinda thought that he might have had a girlfriend. So I went back in the store and waited on him to show up.
A few minutes John walked in. John is a good ole’ Southern Boy. He drives a big truck likes football and talks with this super hot country accent. So I make chit chat as I grab his hand and lead him back to the office where there is a very comfy, very well used couch. I have to admit that I was really looking forward to going down on him, that Seth guy had really pushed a couple of buttons and I was ready to go. I sat John down and told him about the guys that were just in there. I unbuttoned his pants and saw that he was all ready to go. I picked at him and said something about his girlfriend not treating him right.
Then I slid my tongue from his base all the way to the tip of his cockhead. John and I have known each other for so long that I know exactly how he likes it and he knows that I prefer to swallow, it makes for less clean up. So I start to suck of the tip of his member and he starts talking to me about his classes and anything else he can think of. We learned early on that this is the only way to keep him going. I apparently have a knack for getting rocks off rather quickly.
While I tuned him out I focused on the task at hand. I really like John’s member, he is just the right size, I can slid him down my throat without gagging myself, but he is still enough to make me have to work for it. I was really getting into it using my hands to cup his balls and gently dragging my teeth with just the right pressure to maintain his attention. I was thoroughly enjoying myself when suddenly I heard a voice that was not John’s. I jumped and almost bit him.
When I glanced at the door I realized 3 things all at the same time. 1. I hadn’t locked the door back when John came in. 2. My shirt was almost completely unbuttoned. and 3. Seth’s dick looked like it was out of a magazine. I had a strand of precum dripping from my lip as I stared at him.
John was the first to break the silence. He stuck his hand out to Seth and said “Hi, I’m John, Alyssa’s friend. And you are?” Leave it to a country boy to not be surprised by anything. I noticed that his hardon hadn’t dwindled in the least. Seth introduced himself and explained who he was. I stood up, buttoned my shirt and went to lock the door, I didn’t need any more unannounced visitors, but it wasn’t only that. I wasn’t about to let Seth out of there without tasting that glorious piece of meat he had.
So I went back into the office and both boys had buttoned up. I was disappointed but I had a feeling the night was not nearly over. I asked Seth for an explanation. He said that he was beyond turned on by my remarks and that after dropping off Brian and the other guy that he had to come back and try to catch me. I quickly explained about John’s message. Seth looked at John and asked, “So she was serious, you call asking for more.” John laughed and said ” Well I believe that I asked her to meet me for a beer, but ‘Lyss does better work when she is sober yes.” We all stood there for a second before I said ” Okay boys well I will have you know that my time is precious and I still have to write a paper tonight.” John needed no further instruction, he was very well trained.
This time he completely lost the pants. John and I joke a lot about each other’s habits but we were both virgins when we met and we are still the only ones that each other has slept with. It isn’t exactly a relationship, but it works for us. Seth looked at me and asked if he could join. I laughed as I grabbed his pants and yanked them to his ankles. His glorious cock would have hit me in the face if I hadn’t been prepared for it. I immediately took it into my mouth and started to enjoy myself. Meanwhile, I felt John lining up his 6 inches with my sopping pussy. He pushed in slowly, but I still had an orgasm from the sheer sensation. I was paying more attention to Seth than I was to what John was doing. Not because John is boring, hardly, but because I had been fantasizing about Seth since I saw his cute ass walking out of my store.
Obviously Seth wasn’t used to having such an insatiable mouth pulling at him because he very quickly lost his first stream of cum down my throat. He started to pull out but I sucked him in harder. John must have realized what was going on because he said something and Seth calmed down. Only when he was finished did he fall back onto the couch. I had cum running down my legs and I was almost ready to cum again myself. I begged Seth to play with my tits. He was very happy to oblige. Very quickly my nipple was in his mouth and I was being worked over like a 2 dollar hooker by John.
It took about five minutes for me to be able to walk without falling over but I managed. I suggest that we have a drink and that we finish up later. I went to the bathroom, cleaned up and got dressed. When I came out of the bathroom, the guys were shaking hands and I asked them what was up. John said that it turned out they had a class together a couple of semesters ago. I told them that I didn’t care but that I needed a salty dog. Seth, again, was out of the loop, but John knew the name for a drink with grapefruit juice and vodka in a salted glass.
We went to some local dive and grabbed a couple of barstools. Joey, my favorite bartender, recognized my disheveled look and made me a double. He leaned over the bar and whispered: “One of these days, you should let me do just a few of the things that these two got to do tonight…”
But that is another story for another night.

I Really Needed the Job

Posted on: Saturday, July 19th, 2008 in: Uncategorized

I landed a job as a programmer/analyst in the newly-formed financial research department of a large corporation. It happened pretty quickly, interviewing one week, offered the job the next week, and starting the week after that. They were advertising for all the positions at the same time and I was actually the first person they hired for the department because I had the exact experience they needed in a computer jock to get things rolling. I was glad to get the work since I had been unemployed for a few months, due in part to being in my mid forties. It was a good job no matter how you looked at it and I wasn’t going to let anything make me turn it down.
On my first day, I had to do all the regular paperwork and whatnot you have to do when you start a new job. This included the employment physical in the company’s own medical services department – their version of the “school nurse.” I’d had employment physicals before and they were never a big deal. Basically, they just want to make sure you aren’t going to keel over on your desk or spread the plague to the rest of the employees. I filled out all the papers and brought them back to the receptionist.
“Thanks, Mr. Thomas. Hold on a sec while I put all this together.” She asked. As I waited, two women, one in a white lab coat and the other in regular street clothes came into the receptionist’s area.
“I’m so happy you got the job here.” the one in the lab coat said to the other.
“I’m really happy about it, too. I’m so glad we’re working at the same company, it’ll be like when we were in school.”
“It will be!” Just then, the receptionist had my folder in order and asked me to follow her back to the exam room.
Once we were there, she told me to undress to my shorts and the nurse would be in to take my vitals. The nurse came a few minutes later and took my weight, height, blood pressure and all the other stuff the nurse does. I mentioned to her that this was already the most thorough employment physical I’d had. She told me that since the company was self-insured, it was policy to do a full physical for each new employee. I thought to myself: “a full physical? Nobody at personnel ever mentioned it to me. Oh well, I haven’t had one in a while, so I guess it’s for the best.” The nurse finished what she needed to do and told me to have a seat on the exam table and the doctor would be in soon.
The exam room was a bit small, as most are. The head of the exam table was on the wall opposite the door. The table was placed so there was space for someone to stand on either side. I sat toward the end, facing the door as I waited.
A few minutes later, the two women I saw in the receptionist’s area walked in. They were both in their early thirties, I would guess. The one in the lab coat was blonde and maybe five feet ten inches. The other was a redhead, a bit shorter than the first, but with bigger breasts. They were both fairly attractive.
“Good afternoon, Mr. Thomas, I’m Dr. Harrison,” said the one in the lab coat, “and this is Dr. Whitmore. Dr. Whitmore is also a new hire.” Well, this was most unusual! I’ve been examined by women before, but always just one at a time. But, I didn’t want to make a fuss lest I jeopardize the job.
“How do you do, Doctors,” I replied as I shook each of their hands.
“Well, then, we’re backed up a bit today, so let’s get started, shall we?” She began with the regular stuff – eyes, ears, throat, etc. Dr. Harrison asked me the standard questions while Dr. Whitmore just stood there next to Dr. Harrison and watched everything. I was starting to relax a little as the doctor was going through the exam rather quickly – I figured it would be over soon. Dr. Harrison moved behind me to do the “back thumping” and listen to my lungs. Dr. Whitmore stayed where she was in front of me.
“Okay, Mr. Thomas, could you please lay back on the table?” I did as she asked and she poked and pushed on my stomach, asking if I’d ever had this or that. I glanced at Dr. Whitmore a couple of times and she continued watching with no real expression. I thought that it was a bit strange that an obviously experienced doctor would have to observe an exam like a student, but I figured it was just so she could get a better idea of what the company expected. Anyhow, I figured the exam was just about over.
“OK, everything seems good so far.” She said as she moved to the cabinet, “Now, could you please stand on the little stool at the end of the table and remove your underwear?” This is what I was afraid of! I knew I couldn’t get out of it, so I slid to the end of the table and stood on the stool and waited while she was making notes on my chart. Dr. Whitmore moved to where she could continue watching.
Dr. Harrison glanced over at me just standing there, “Your underwear, please, Mr. Thomas,” she reminded me as she went back to making notes. I hesitated a moment as I looked at Dr. Whitmore who looked back at me with an expression that seemed to say “You know you have to take your shorts down for this part”. I haltingly pushed them down just enough to give access and stood there. Dr. Harrison finished making notes and looked at me again.
“I need you to take them off completely, Mr. Thomas,” she said with a hint of impatience. I had never needed to remove my shorts completely for this part of the exam and was starting to get a little annoyed. Not only did nobody tell me there would be a complete physical, I had to have another woman watching me stand there completely naked while the doctor poked around my balls! But, again, I didn’t want to make a fuss now – I figured that once I was established in the job, I could say something – if I still cared. So, I took my underwear off and put them on the table behind me. I couldn’t look at Dr. Whitmore.
“Have you ever had a hernia?” Dr. Harrison asked as she put on a glove.
“No.”
“How about any injuries?”
“No, no injuries.”
“Any cysts, tumors or other growths?”
“No, I’ve never had any problems there.”
“Any pain or burning when you urinate?”
“No.”
“Ever have and STD?”
“No.”
“Problems achieving or maintaining an erection?”
“No.”
“Good. Let’s get on with the exam, then,” she said and put her fingers in my sack and did the “cough test.” Dr. Whitmore just stood there and watched the entire thing.
“Do you know how to examine your testicles?” Dr. Harrison asked.
“Yes.”
“Do you do it regularly?”
“Yes.”
“Good. Let’s just have a look and we’ll be done.” I wanted to die right there and then! She took my right one first and rolled it around a little and had a slight frown.
“You said you’ve never had any growths down here?”
“I’ve never had any kind of problem there.”
“Well, the shape of this one seems a little odd. Let’s check the other one.” She took the other one in her fingers and did the same. Dr. Whitmore watched the proceedings with what I could only describe as a “curious” look on her face.
“This one seems OK, let’s do the other again.” Dr. Harrison said as she took hold of my right ball and felt it all around. I’d never had a testicle check like this before and it was starting to get difficult to keep my “composure.” I just held my breath a bit and prayed that she would finish so I could get dressed.
“I can feel what I think is a hydrocele – just a little fluid, like a boil, on your testicle. It’s nothing to worry about, really, unless it starts getting big.”
“Okay, I’ll keep it in mind.” I said trying to hurry things along.
“We’ll need to take a couple of measurements just to keep tabs on it.” She turned and started looking through the drawers and cabinets for something. I looked at Dr. Whitmore who looked back at me and raised her eyebrows a bit as if to say “I wonder what could be wrong?” then she looked back down at my privates.
Dr. Harrison apparently couldn’t find whatever it was she was looking for, so she picked up the phone and said “Sue, could you please have someone bring an orchidometer to exam 5 please?”
She turned back to me. “Okay, let’s continue while someone brings that in.” Dr. Harrison continued to examine my right, then left nut. Much to my horror, I started getting “those feelings” down there and could feel my dick start to twitch. I thought to myself “Baseball umpires hitting brick walls, baseball umpires hitting brick walls…” to try to keep from really embarrassing myself. When I thought she was done, Dr. Harrison started feeling the cords. Then she started feeling along my dick all the way from between my legs. This was more than I could bear and my dick started getting hard. About halfway she stops at one spot.
“Hmm, I feel a small cyst here,” she said as she rubbed with her fingers. She continued feeling her way up the length of my dick making it grow bigger as she did. By the time she got to the end, I was almost at “half mast”. And completely humiliated. It wasn’t over by a long shot, though. She took out the same flashlight she used when looking in my throat and eyes.
“I need to shine this light through your scrotum, Mr. Thomas, to make sure it is just a hydrocele and not something else. So if you could please step off the stool and stand with your legs apart…” This was just too much! Shine a light on it? I reluctantly stepped off the stool and stood with my legs apart.
“A little more, please….more….okay, now please hold your penis up against your stomach.” She commanded. I was standing there with my legs about two feet apart, and holding my semi-hard dick out of her way. Then she took the flashlight, reached between my legs and shined the light back toward herself while pulling this way and that on my sack. Dr. Whitmore looked as though she had never seen this done before.
“Ok, this doesn’t seem to be anything more than a hydrocele. As I said, it’s nothing to worry about and will probably go away on its own. We’ll still get some measurements for the record.” Dr. Harrison told me as she put the flashlight away. I resumed a normal position and reached to get my shorts, thinking the ordeal was finally over.
“Okay, Mr. Thomas, I need to check your prostate. Please turn around and bend over the table.” “Oh just wonderful!” I thought to myself. “Here I am, totally naked, half hard, and now I have to get buggered, too! Well, I should have known it was coming from the minute I had to take my shorts off!” I did know here was no arguing, so I did as I was told. Dr. Harrison stood at the end of the table and I noticed she had lubed two fingers.
“OK, just relax now, Mr. Thomas.” She said. “Yeah, right!” I thought. I felt cold lube on her fingers as she placed them against my hole. With one push, she was in up to her wrist. She began feeling my prostate by curling her fingers inside me.
“Well, your prostate feels normal, so that’s a good sign, ” she said. She then started feeling all around inside. “Let’s just make sure there’s nothing else.” When she was done, she took off the glove and I started to get up.
“Please stay there, Mr. Thomas, I’m not done yet,” she commanded. I couldn’t imagine what in the name of god else she could do! “I want to examine you again in this position as it can afford a different angle and move things in different positions.” She started feeling my balls and along my dick as she had before. Now, there was no holding back and I got a full-blown hard-on! I could feel my face turn beet red.
“Where the hell is that orchidometer?” Dr. Harrison demanded. She pulled off her gloves and told me “All right, Mr. Thomas, you can stand up and turn around now.” I stood up, but didn’t turn around right away. “Here are some tissues to clean yourself up with.” I couldn’t avoid it now; I had to turn around to get the tissues. As I did so, my dick came into full view and there was no hiding it. Both women looked straight at it; Dr Harrison got a slightly disgusted look, while Dr. Whitmore’s eyes widened. I reached between my legs and wiped up the goopy gel she used. This only served to push my dick out even more. When I was done I looked around for a garbage can to throw the tissues in.
“Oh, it’s over there behind you,” Dr. Harrison said pointing to a can in the corner near the head of the exam table. Unfortunately, the can had a spring-loaded lid on it that kept it closed, so I couldn’t just toss the tissues in. I hesitated a moment, realizing that I would have to walk over there naked and hard to throw out the tissues. I tried to keep hunched over a little as I got up to help conceal my dick. I took the few steps over to the garbage can and put the tissues in. Now I had to go back, which meant no hiding anything without being obvious that I was trying to hide it. Just as I turned to go back to the exam table, the receptionist came in – without knocking. She stopped short for just a second, looked me up and down and was trying to hide the smirk on her face.
“Dr. Harrison, I’m sorry, but nobody could find an orchidometer. Dr. Westin told me you could use this caliper ruler instead.”
“Well, I suppose, I’ll have to. Thank you, Sue. Oh, and we’ll need to schedule a follow-up visit for Mr. Thomas here.”
“You’re welcome, Dr. Harrison.” As she turned to leave, Sue told me “Please be sure to stop by the main desk before you leave Mr. Thomas.” She gave me a once over, looking straight at my stiff cock with the same little smirk, then back at me before leaving the room.
“OK, Mr. Thomas, could you please stand on the stool again? ” Dr. Harrison and Dr. Whitmore both acted as though there was nothing unusual about Sue coming in the room. I got up on the stool and my dick stood up with me – no need to hold it out of the way this time, it did so on its own. Both women looked at my hard dick but neither said anything. Dr. Harrison took a measurement and wrote it down, took another and wrote it down, and so on until she was done.
“OK, that’s all, Mr. Thomas, you can get dressed now,” she told me much to my relief. I turned to look for my shorts when the final bomb dropped.
“Well, just a minute, I’m thinking that since you already have an erection, we might as well get a sperm sample. ” She opened the cabinet and took out a plastic specimen cup and held it out to me. “Just masturbate into this and we’ll send it along with your blood and urine samples.” I was thunderstruck!
“Uh, I really don’t think that’s necessary.” I challenged.
“Under the circumstances, yes it is, Mr. Thomas. If I hadn’t found the hydrocele or cyst, it would be different. It really is the best course of action. Please, we are behind schedule.” I took the specimen cup from her and she turned back to the chart.
“Allright, then.” I said resignedly. I stood there waiting for them to leave.
“Well?” Dr. Harrison asked clearly meaning she wanted me to start.
“Umm, don’t you think I could have a little privacy for this part?”
“Please Mr. Thomas, we’re running way behind schedule,” Dr. Harrison commanded, “I need that sample right now.” I couldn’t believe she expected me to masturbate with her and Dr. Whitmore standing right there! I still didn’t start right away.
“I can’t approve you to continue working, Mr. Thomas, unless ALL you lab work comes back in good order, and since I’ve already entered it on your chart, they’ll be looking for the results, so please get on with it!” She threatened. Now I really had no choice. If I wanted to keep my job I was going to have to do it. I grabbed hold of my dick and slowly started stroking it. Dr. Harrison continued making notes on my chart, not paying any attention. I looked over at Dr.Whitmore who looked at me as if to say “You have to do as the doctor says!” I stroked a little faster trying to look nowhere in particular. I just wanted to get it over and get out of there, so I rubbed my dick faster trying to finish. After a minute or so, I happened to glance at Dr. Whitmore who was standing there watching me jerk off. I couldn’t be sure, but it looked to me like she had a slight smile. She must have noticed that I was looking at her and so, she looked up at me, at my dick and then back at me. I really do think she was smiling. I was close to finishing so I stroked even faster. Out of the corner of my eye I could see Dr. Whitmore looking me up and down. I couldn’t believe I was standing there stark naked and jerking off with two women in the room, one not paying any attention and the other making no pretense about watching me. After another moment I was ready to cum. I held the cup near my dick and stroked faster. A few more strokes and I shot my load, holding the cup to catch it all. Dr. Harrison must have noticed.
“Ok, try to squeeze as much out as you can.” She ordered. I did as she said while both women watched. When I was done, I handed Dr. Harrison the cup. “Thank you. You can get dressed now. Dr. Whitmore will show you to the lab for your blood and urine tests. We’ll contact you when the results come in.” She stalked out of the room. I looked at Dr. Whitmore who still had that little smile. I dressed as fast as I could. I was humiliated, and had every intention of making a complaint. Maybe even to a lawyer. This had gone much too far.
“Well, you certainly got a thorough exam!” Dr. Whitmore observed.
“Yes, I would say so.”
“Has it ever been this complete?” she asked as she looked at my stiff dick.
“No, it hasn’t” I replied. Despite my embarrassment, my dick was not getting soft.
“It wasn’t painful was it?”
“No.”
“I’ve never heard of an exam this complete before,” she said. I thought this was a strange comment. Certainly in med school she would have been trained to do all of this even if she never did it again herself.
“Didn’t they teach you all this in medical school?” I asked her as if I was just making small talk.
“Medical School?” she asked in return.
“Yes, medical school, where you learned to be a doctor.”
“I’ve never been to medical school.”
“You’ve never been to medical school?” I thought to myself “What the hell???
“What makes you think I’ve been to medical school?” She said quizzically.
“Well, I overheard you and Dr. Harrison talking outside about when you were in school together, and Dr. Harrison introduced you as “Doctor” Whitmore.”
“Ohhh,” she said with a little chuckle, “we went to college together, not medical school.”
“So then why did she introduce you as “Doctor” Whitmore?” Now I was really pissed!
“Well, I am “Doctor” Whitmore, but I’m not a medical doctor. I have a Ph.D.”
“A Ph.D.?” I asked incredulously.
“Yes, in Economics. I’ll be managing the newly-formed financial research department.”

Part of the Deal

Posted on: Saturday, July 19th, 2008 in: Uncategorized